This book is a philosophy for those who appreciate life’s punchline, and for those who occasionally end up as one. Riepe states that the true rider does not live by bread and booze alone, but through adventure, romance, cigars, high-speed curves on the edge of certain death, cursed redheads, wicked motorcycles, and traffic courts run by soul-eating zombies. The author is writing from experience, most of which worked against him. In some chapters, the “Diet” is an actual regimen. In others, it is a destination. It is also a person and a goal. It’s whatever Riepe says it is. (This book has limited potential for incurring weight loss.)

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Conversations With A Motorcycle explains the mysterious voice riders hear when on the road, and the consequences of listening too closely, or not at all.

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Conversations With A Motorcycle explains the mysterious voice riders hear when on the road, and the consequences of listening too closely, or not at all.

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Perfect for more formal occasions, this Klassic black Secret “K” Club shirt is as soft as a caress and will wear like iron. The deep black finish conceals dead bugs, coffee stains, cigar ashes and the occasional fleck of oil (sustained when passing iconic, Teutonic bikes or Milwaukee Iron). The letter “K” is prominently framed by curved wings of flame, suggesting the heat of atmospheric re-entry when your machine must occasionally be slowed or stopped. Flaunt your “charter member” status in the world’s most elite secret society at club meetings, group dinners, and moto mating rituals. Guaranteed to piss off you-know-who.

Pre-shrunk and battle tasted, these shirts meet a higher standard than previous models. Indicate size: medium, large, x-large, and 2x-large and 3x-large (Other sizes on request.) $20 plus $5 S&H

Free subscription to the Secret “K” Club newsletter — OutKast and Damned with each purchase. Published 4 times per year, distributed electronically without charge.

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Proudly declare your status as an “OutKast And Damned” K-bike rider with this not-too-subtle, cardinal red tee, ideal for campfires, sensitivity meetings, or those intimate moments when hitting 162 miles per hour. The smiling skull, with motorcycle tires for eyes, is the universal symbol for “Faster Than Hell And Mechanically Superior.” This two-color, hand silk-screened tee is guaranteed to elicit (and withstand) point blank commentary from the whale-oil crowd. The skull will continue to grin mile after mile. Pre-shrunk and ride tested, these shirts meet a higher standard than previous models.

Free subscription to the Secret “K” Club newsletter — OutKast And Damned with each purchase. Published 4 times per year, distributed electronically without charge.

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Cotton Polyester Blend

Cotton Polyester Blend